Hahaha oh man that's hilarious. I mean, of course the murder-for-hire thing is terrible, but it's amazing how Jerry always manages to make things funny.

But really, what did the guy do? Put an add on craigslist, wanting an assassin? Or being the person who would do the assassining? :P » 7/22/14 11:25am Tuesday 11:25am

Now don't quote me on this, but I had a 95 sable, which is basically the same car (they even shared a Haynes book), and it was the worst car I owned.. Had to do brake work twice a year and the bottom of the doors were rust pockets. Not to mention the other thousands I put into it (cadalytic converter, rusted out gas… » 7/20/14 1:38pm Sunday 1:38pm